Thursday, December 19, 2013

The Parable of the Snow Bully

Grunge snowflake border vectorThe Parable of the Snow Bully
            1. And while skiing at the Big Sky Resort, Jamal saw plenty of targets.
            2. And being that it was mid-December, meant it was perfect snowball weather.
3. And there happened to be a sixth grade class on a field trip.
4. After scoping the slopes for a day, he went to bed.
5. And when he woke up, he started his macabre attack plan.
6. And by noon, Jamal was waiting for the perfect moment to attack.
7. Suddenly he saw four of the classmates skiing down the hill in a group,
8. And Jamal decided to capitalize on the opportunity.
9. And he moved in furtively so no one would catch on.
10. And he began throwing snowball after snowball, pelting each student in the head,
11. And he then ran away from the confused mob.
12. And little did he know that he was under surveillance by his mother.
13. And that night she had a long talk with Jamal about his fatuous behavior.
14. And she told him he had to apologize to them,
15. And he didn’t understand why.
16. And she said, “It’s a matter of the golden rule; treat others how you want to be treated.”
17. And he thought about the golden rule for a couple hours,
18. And he finally decided to find the kids and apologize.
19. When Jamal went to say sorry, he met a juggernaut of angry sixth graders.
20. And he tried to explain that he wanted to apologize.
21. And after a bit of convincing, they agreed to listen,
22. And Jamal explained that he felt awful about his actions.
23. And that day at the resort, Jamal made new friends.
24. And he actually went skiing instead of throwing snowballs.

25. And from then on he made many great friends, because he followed the golden rule.